What is it with women and hair? Really it would save a lot of time and trouble if we were hairless creatures, much like those weird cats. (I was going to post a link to a picture of one of those gross sphinx cats that have no hair, but one of the pictures I looked at gave our computer a virus, and I don't want to post that on my blog to infect your computers. So just imagine one. Or look one up yourself)
Let me 'splain my reasoning. Women spend so much time and trouble on their hair. If we didn't have any, we wouldn't need to. First of all, there's shampooing the hair. Then conditioning it. Then blow drying it. Then brushing it. Then straightening/curling it. For some girls, they straighten their curly hair, then re-curl it, to get a different kind of curly. Then styling it. Then spraying ten pounds of hairspray all over it.
And don't even get me started on all the shaving/plucking/waxing.
You guys, I've decided. I'm moving to Memphis (Memphis is a good place to restart your life from) and I'm gonna turn into a sphinx. Consider this your goodbye if you never see me again.
Or you could just go cave-woman. Forget about all that washing, styling, and shaving stuff. Do it!
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