Lithping

Today in a'capella I decided to sing everything with a lisp. And also say everything with a lisp. And it was so much fun!

My favorite was when the teacher told us to pull out a song called Witness, (which has a ridiculous amount of s's in it). I didn't hear her telling us to pull it out, though. So, one of my friends, who was also lisping, leaned over and said, "Are you exthited to thing Witneth?"
"What?"
"Are you exthited to thing Witneth?"
"I am thinging with a lithp!"
"Not with a lithp. Witneth!"
"I AM thinging with a lithp!"
"No, Witneth!"
"I AM thinging with a lithp! What are you talking about?"
"Witneth!"

After about 5 minutes of this, I finally got it. Meanwhile, one of my other friends was laughing so hard at us that she was crying. It was great!

FYI, saying "unacceptable," with a lisp is kind of the best thing ever. Really. Try it. Not just in your head. Say it out loud. Wasn't that fun?