News Update

Has anyone else noticed that news is really depressing? It's all about murders and stuff. It makes me want to go cry every time I hear it. Anyways, on that note, here's a news update my week! I shall try my very hardest to make it happy.

This week I was not mugged.

I did not get bitten by a dog this week. This imaginary bite did not become infected, nor was it a terribly deep bite. I did not have to go to the hospital for said imaginary bite.

I had no tests this week. Unfortunately, I did have quizzes. Fortunately, I did well on all of them. Unfortunately, I also had homework. Fortunately, it was easy (ish).

I did not read about Dobby's death this week. My sister did. She cried. I did neither.

This week I did not wake up and find out I had turned into a bug in my sleep. Nor did I wake up and realize I was a dead bug, because I had turned into a bug in my sleep, and then somebody had killed me with pesticide. No, I was fortunate enough to escape these tragedies.

I did not suddenly gain 100 pounds and get ridiculed for being obese.

None of my family members killed someone with an axe this week and then went into delirium about it, and my mother did not eventually die of grief because of this imaginary murder.

I was not given cookies that had ranch dressing in them.

I WAS given delicious homemade cookies, with the chocolate chips all wonderful and warm and gooey and melty.

I got lots of compliments on a dress I wore to school this week.

I had an awesome shoe party with someone in a'capella, because both of us were complimented on our shoes, proving their awesomeness. Mine were red, hers were sparkly silver converse.

I got my student ID today, and I don't look hideous in it.

This week I got to listen to my history teacher ramble about various things in a most amusing fashion, because she was sleep deprived and drugged up.

This week I got a name tag thingie, and instead of boring dots over the I's, it had stars dotting them!

I ate the most amazing homemade pizza I have ever tasted in my life this week.

I got to meet the students I'm helping to peer tutor in special ed seminary, and they are so sweet and adorable and I'm so excited! :)