Dear Facebook,
You steal far too much of my time. It's not very nice. Especially when I have homework. Especially when I get in trouble for being on it when I'm supposed to be doing homework. But that's OK, I forgive you. After all, you make my stalking so much easier! I mean, uh...me? Stalking? NEVER!
Love, Kristina
Dear Sore Throat,
It's not very kind of you to be hurting me. I guess the only silver lining is at least you've finally decided to give me my voice back. I appreciate it quite a lot. And I promise if you only stop hurting I'll love you forever! I'll feed you delicious food and everything! Pinky promise.
Love, Kristina
Dear School,
I appreciate it ever so much that you're having a late start day on Monday. This brings joy and happiness and sunshine and bubbles and flowers to my life. Basically it's the greatest thing. Ever. Not just since converse, not just since gelato. Since forever. Well, OK, let's face it, converse and gelato are hard to beat. But you come close! Yup, THAT'S how great you are.
Love Kristina
Dear Self,
This blog post is rather pointless. You might want to not publish it. Nah. Let's share our craziness with the world! Goooood plan. And besides, it's only family who reads it anyways. They already know I have...problems. :) And even if a prospective husband DOES read it, at least it goes with the old saying about if they can't take me at my worst they don't deserve me at my best? Right? And you may say it's ridiculous to be talking about husbands already. And you would be right. Luckily, ridiculous is MY middle name! Just kidding. It's actually Octavia. Just kidding. It actually doesn't exist. Whatever. Same diff.
Love, Kristina
Dear Kristina,
ReplyDeleteConverse should be capitalized. Facebook is the best: it helps you stay close to your family. Julia isn't on Facebook and I have already forgotten she exists. What was her name again? I am pretty sure getting a full day off school is somehow better than a mere half day.
Non-disgust, Jonathan
Can throats pinky promise?
ReplyDeletestop raining on my parade, Jonathan! since they're determined not to give us a full day off, I'll take what I can get.
ReplyDeleteAnd Camilla, throats can totally pinky promise! at least mine can. there was a problem in the chem lab last year...
Kristina, that's super disturbing. My throat can't pinky promise, and I'd like to keep it that way. My throat and I shake hands like adults.
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