Involving Toothpaste, Platypuses, and Princesses

School starts on Wednesday. So this is probably gonna be my last post before the end of everything. Just like in Lord of the Rings when Frodo and Sam are on Mount Doom and say something like, "Here we are, at the end of everything." That's me. I'll be Sam. Unfortunately, soon school will ruin even that! I can't be Sam, because he's too covered in dirt. That wouldn't be socially accepted at school. School is also ruining my dreams of becoming a hobo. At least I could be a vagabond, despite what school tries to do to me. Ha! Take that! I'm beating the system!

Anyways, I have a plan. A fantastic plan. For my future. It doesn't even involve schooling! It involves platypuses, so you know it's awesome. First of all, fresh out of high school I'm going to do toothpaste commercials. I'll go on with a big cheesy smile and my blindingly white teeth, with a big cheesy sparkle on them, and say something like, "This is what Crest did for me!" I'll get so rich so quick! Crest's or Colgate's or whatever company I'm working for will have so many sales because of me! I'll become a millionaire and be able to retire by my early 20's.
However, I'll then move to Australia and start a platypus smuggling business. I'll smuggle them from Australia to Ireland. One day while I'm in Ireland at a platypus smuggling convention, I'll fall out of a tree into the arms of an Irishman. Just like Giselle does in Enchanted! He'll be an amazing singer and make tasty food and just be overall amazing! Of course we'll fall madly in love and get married. And I'd never ever get tired of listening to him, because he'll have an Irish accent, and those are my very favorite accents in the whole wide world! Anywho, we'll sing alllll the time! Because we met each other in an Enchanted-like way, so we need to carry on with that. But the best part is, it won't be just us singing! We'll sing in parks and stuff, and everyone will randomly join in and start an impromptu parade! Just like in Enchanted! So I'll travel the world with my wonderful singing Irishman, singing and starting impromptu parades everywhere, and bringing joy to millions of people. Afterward, we'll retire to my humble abode, which will be neither humble nor an abode. It'll be a castle! And I'll be the princess.

So that's my life plan. No schooling needed, but I guess I'll just have to suffer through it till I'm old enough to do the commercials and become a millionaire. Or a billionaire. Either one works. Anyways, I suppose it helps to pass the time till then. I'm so excited for my future!