Valentine's Day

In commemoration of Valentine's Day, I thought I'd share some cheesy pick up lines. There's not much time left to use them today, but at least now you've got time to practice them for next year!

• If I were to ask you on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• There's something wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it.
• Do you like water? Then you like 60% of me!
• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
• You're almost as hot as a flamin' hott cheetoh!
• Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm...

Happy Valentine's Day!